Picture this: Saturday night, pub`s closed, nowhere to play darts and
  drink lots of brown booze.  But not booze for t` baby.  
  Solution: Play Pub Darts!! and hence forth bequeth supreme knowledge
  through Jimmy Nail`s Addidas bag.  From this bag shall reach an arm that
  shall reach up the central ailse and from this hand shall reach two 
  fingers, one with the face of jimmy saville and the other hence begat 
  Jimmy Hill, this finger shall reach forth and touch someone on the forehead and he
  shall be the new messaih who will forthwith give birth...........

  Shaftesgabery binavenue memory loss.

   /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
  < Strawberries     >
 <   $1.15 a punnet   >
  \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

  Hey i cant wear me new shoes.  Whys that?
  Because their tooooooooooooooooooooooo   tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggght.

 PERMSSN    UID  GID    PACKED    SIZE  RATIO     CRC       STAMP          NAME
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[generic]                  991    2015  49.2% -lh5- f469 Jan  9  1992 Darts.readme
[generic]                12013   12013 100.0% -lh0- 0401 Jan  9  1992 Dog&Duck.Dat
[generic]                   41     524   7.8% -lh5- 00b6 Jan  9  1992 pdarts.font
[generic]                  344     640  53.8% -lh5- 53dd Jan  9  1992 pdarts/5
[generic]                 1919    3316  57.9% -lh5- 4f08 Jan  9  1992 pdarts/8
[generic]               150875  155632  96.9% -lh5- c091 Jan  9  1992 Pub_Darts
[generic]                  595    2422  24.6% -lh5- 35c4 Jan  9  1992 Pub_Darts.info
[generic]                   59      59 100.0% -lh0- 694e Jan  9  1992 Pub_Header.Dat
[generic]                11196   11269  99.4% -lh5- 7403 Jan  9  1992 SPCafe.Dat
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 Total         9 files  178033  187890  94.8%            Apr 28  1994